29 January, 2007

2 bribones tras la esmeralda perdida

yeah yeah yeah... i know. but i have a good excuse this time.

picture it, december 2006. a lovely, homosexually-inclined, bitter corporate american sits in his cage reading his email... an email that will end blogging as he knows it: "effective next week we will be installing a new filter on the system and all the following types of sites will be blocked." blogger.com is one of them.

i can't see nor write my blog from work any more... and for those of you know don't realize it, most of my blogging happens when i'm sitting in my cage waiting for the day to end. what is a homosexually-inclined person like myself supposed to do???

when i go home i usually do homework, watch simpsons, eat, then do more homework (i do other things too but my sister reads this blog and i'm sure she doesn't want to hear about her brother crankin' off... oh shit... sorry sis *grin*).

long story short, i'm blogging now.

OMG! i watched for the first time tonight romancing the stone. i cried... michael douglas has NEVER made me feel "that way" before... i love the 80's.

ok, back to studying. i can't promise much, but i surely desire to blog more frequently... lets see how good i can be with that.

*hugs*

08 January, 2007

to amos, with love

watching a 13 year old while his mother is at a school meeting = FREE

spending time with your 13 year old "pseudo-son" = FUN

helping a 13 year old with algebra when he could care less = OHMYFUCKINGODWHERE'STHENEARESTPENCILFORMETOPOKEINMYEYE

for those parents who have teenagers, i truly respect and love you. i will give you the tightest hug whenever i see you next.

for those parents who have children younger than teenagers, i'm storing up hugs for you starting today... payable beginning on the 13th birthday of your spawn.

for those parents who have children past their teens, you're probably partying pretty hard right now... please let me know where you are so i can come over and raise a gin martini to your success.

i love kids, and especially "my" 13 year old for the fun i have with him but also for showing me what it's like to be a parent and for helping me understand a little bit better how you can love someone so much and still want to thump them on the forehead and say "WHY DON'T YOU CARE??? CARE!!!"

i love you amos... here's your first "teen years" hug: *hug*