05 September, 2006

a slew of haiku about the bf's new deck

your back was so bare
you needed something back there
oh, my bf's home.

the plans completed
the construction has started
when will you be done?

the rains came on hard
and now the weekend is here
why are you not done?

oh glory! you're here!
oh glory! you are perfect!
oh glory! FINALLY!

at six by twenty
you are so hard and so long
you give me shivers.

we are so hungry
and we want to cook food outside
hey! we need a grill!

off to the sears store
off to shop with lesbians
off to buy a grill!

you are so shiny
you are so perfectly hot
woof, come home with us!

nu UH! you don't fit!?!?!?
you have GOT to be kidding
me. get outta town!

ooh! me! idea!
roll the grill to bf's home
on dolly from sears!

la-de-da-de-da
grill on dolly plus whitey
in flip-flops - oi vey!

over the ghetto
and thru the hood to bf's
house i go... with grill!

made it home. *pant - pant*
put dolly in car. *pant - pant*
what the hell is on my shorts?!?!?!? AXEL GREASE? jebus-cripes man, it's all over my leg and my shorts and my hands... SONOFA... now how the hell am i supposed to get THIS out!?!?!

thanks for the advice
moms can be so wonderful
almost no grease left!

grill is together
lights are now strung on the deck
party time is now = )

can't wait till tonight
drinks and food on the new deck
(i really like my new boyfriend - *grin*)

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