- poop
- pee
- b.o.
- bad breath
- ass-rot
- rotton food
- slaughtered animals
- belly button lint
- vomit
- "asparagus" piss
- lesbian
but when i got on the south-bound red-line train on thursday night i ran into an odor so hideous, so amazingly putrid, so beautifully evil that i could do nothing but think it had to be the one thing that i think i really don't know... dead human body.
i swear to all that is holy that someone died and rotted for at least seven and a half hours in that train car. i think the others in the train would have agreed w/ me too.
what did i do? did i go to a new car? did i sneak to the next train or just wait on the platform for the next train?
no... like a fuckin' lemming i sat on the train of death and covered my nose and mouth.
i can't tell you how many people got on the train and did the same as me... dumb asses. but the people i was the most impressed with were some drunk and VERY obnoxious kids that got on the train, spilled more expletives than i could even muster up (imagine that...) and at the next stop got out and ran up to the next train.
i have to say, i was very impressed with those kids and was pretty jealous that i hadn't stood up for my own nose and done the same.
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