14 November, 2010

may i introduce you

i'd like you all to meet my husband:

me: i really like our new laundry detergent.

john: really?  why?

me: because it smells so good!

john: yeah, but is that because it has more chemicals in it?

me: no, it's biodegradable.

john: my shit is biodegradable, too, but it sure as hell doesn't smell good...

what can i say?  i married my best friend  = )

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