revelation

there are a lot of really crabby people in this world...

and crabby people suck.

case in point:
a gorgeous man gets in a fight w/ a loved one;
he complains to his friends and family and even figures out that it's not that bad of a situation;
he decides it's more fun to be crabby about it than to move on with life;
he's driving to work and his crabbiness jumps into high-gear when an 80/yr old lady realizes she needs to exit in 1/2 mile and accidentally cuts him off;
he's already crabby so he honks and gets all irritated about her and dramatically swerves into the next lane (though it's totally unnecessary, she was an entire carlengh in front of him);
in his drama-filled lane change he has an accident with an undercover cop;
the irate, gorgeous, crabby man gets verbally out of controll with the undercover cop so he arrests him for road rage;
the gorgeous man goes to jail;
he shares a cell with big-jeb, who proceeds to rape gorgeous, crabby man untill his liver is falling out of his ass;
the parametics come and as they're carting the man down the hallway his still connected liver falls off his chest on to the ground and the wheels of the guerny roll over it causing him excruciating pain and bleeding that causes him to leak every last ounce of his precious blood all over the pristine jail hallway;
he dies.

moral of the story... if you're crabby you're going to die.

don't be crabby, it's just not worth it.