25 March, 2005

you heard it from me

yeah, my latest prediction/conspiracy theory:

on good friday (today) both the pope and terri schiavo are going to die. well, if not today, this weekend.

how dramatic would that be!?!?!

i mean, you could say, "i remember where i was when the world lost an ailing pope who hated gays and when the united states lost their heart-breaking battle to stick their noses in the business of dying citizens."

it would be like when reagan died and a large chunk of the country was like "oh my god... how will life EVER go on... quick, we need to name something after him." and the world was like "huh, another dead leader... lucky fucking americans, their leaders die of natural causes or old age... we have one die every fort-night because of radical political ass-holes, poor, poor bitches those americans."

*sigh*

god bless the united states of we-have-no-idea-how-nice-we-have-it-and-still-we-have-to-complain-until-every-person-believes-the-same-way-as-we-radicals-do-and-all-faggots-are-condmned-to-a-life-of-second-class-citizenry.

and contrary to the way this posting looks, i'm actually in a fanTASTIC mood today!!! it's GORgeous outside and its friday, how could it get any better than this???

don't answer that please = )

HAPPY SUPER-JESUS WEEKEND EVERYONE!!!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:24 AM

    Thanks for the cute link Tom.. "North Woods Guys - often not safe for work"

    Have a great weekend..

    Jelly Bear and Pookie Bear
    http://northwoodsguys.myblogsite.com/

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