11 November, 2004

the ten commandments, minnesota style

ya shure... ya know, i couldn't resist = )

1. der's only one god, ya know.
2. don't make dat fish on yur mantle an idol.
3. cussing ain't minnesota nice.
4. go to church even when yur up 'nort.
5. honor yur folks.
6. don't kill. catch and release, folks.
7. der is only one lena fur every ole. no cheatin'.
8. if it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
9. don't be braggin' about how much snow ya shoveled.
10. keep yur mind off your neighbor's hot dish, ya know.

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