i like silly putty.
when i'm stressed, it's always there for me to manipulate and fondle. when i'm frustrated, it's there for me to beat. when i'm bored, it's there to keep my time occupied. and when i'm just here, well, so is my silly putty.
as a trainer i have lots of little cutsy things at my desk to keep myself and my students busy and engaged in training... but nothing keeps me as engaged as my silly putty.
current silly putty color: green.
I see we slipped off the "list"?
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Holy fucking shit.
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You are the biggest pansy I've ever seen, Tom. Silly putty? "brunched it"? "snuggled"?
Then I realized you're gay, and then it all made sense. You must be a walking steretype. How does it feel to be exactly like Hollywood portrays you?
And before you think I'm attacking your gayness, I couldn't care less about that. I'm SURROUNDED by gays where I work. Their gayness is stuffed down my throat so much I actually believe it's normal.
What blows my mind are the affected female speech/mannerisms. There's just no reason to act that way. We all learn by example, Tom. Haven't you ever seen how a man behaves?
Can't you guys just act like men who like a little backdoor action? Like ancient Greeks or something?
*skin crawling*
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It's so good to be home. :-)
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