09 February, 2005

an open letter

to argus:

why are you so concerned about the way i live my backdoor-desiring-life? does it affect the way you sleep at night... does it cause you to look at the cucumbers at the grocery store differently... or is it perhaps the fact that you are so insecure about yourself (read: you have a stick up your tight, virgin, ass) that when someone comes along that is actually enjoying life and basking in it's everyday blessings you just can't stand it.

let me suggest that the next time you desire to rant and rave in the way you just did that you remember these three things:

1) i don't give a flying fuck what you think (and most likely no one else does either).
2) if you don't like the way i live my life, then don't read about it in my blog.
and
3) if most fun thing you can find to do on a wednesday afternoon in february is to read through an entire gay man's blog simply to confirm your suspicion that he is a "pansy", then maybe you should invest in some porn or a dildo or something... make use of your time, don't waste mine.

and now look... you made me waste an entire blog on your un-warranted, weak, homophobic, trashy, (and most likely closeted) rantings.
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a most blessed ash wednesday my friends!

3 comments:

  1. Tom:

    Thanks for the fast reply.

    I was actually blog-hopping, and I read any blog that has actual content on it, as opposed to stuff like:

    i saw mike today, hes so cool!!! AvRiL RoCks!

    So when I went through your words, seeing none of that type, something twigged in my mind: man...why is this guy writing this way? I actually wondered if your profile pic was the boyfriend of a female blogger.

    It's no waste to me to speak my mind. If you don't want to waste your time, why write an open letter to a person you're not supposed to give a crap about? Shouldn't I be discounted out of hand?

    Nice try on calling me "closeted" and "insecure" - the standard fallback insult for you guys. Oh yes, that one stabbed me through the heart, Tom...you called me out. Ha ha ha! Hey, it would make things a lot easier if I was gay. Men are upfront about what they want, women aren't. You're actually lucky that way.

    Sorry if I ruffled your skirts a bit, Tom.

    I'll always think of you anytime I see a nice, fat cucumber.

    -A

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  2. Actually, hang on, maybe you can enlighten me a bit here on a few things.

    You probably know that in Canada, there is kind of a push by our government to pass gay-marriage legislation. According to some high foreheads here, it's a matter of "human rights" to redefine marriage to include gay couplings.

    I swear though, in all seriousness: I don't get it.

    Gays can already arrange a civil ceremony here. What's the difference if they get married?

    They are already entitled to any company or pension benefits standard men-women marriages are.

    They can adopt children, and have the same parental rights standard marriages have.

    They cannot be discriminated against in acts of crime, or for any other reason.

    AND! They get preferntial tax treatment. Since they are unrecognized by the government, they cannot be made "common law" and therefore subject to standard "married" tax treatment, which entails paying more taxes.

    Also, up here, if you have a home, and sell it for a profit, you pay no capital gains tax on it - if it is your principle residence. If you own two homes, and sell the second home, you DO pay tax on it.

    But again, if you're gay, and have two houses between you, you could legally sell one of the houses and avoid thousands of dollars in tax.

    Recognizing gay marriage would change all that.

    So why do it? Seriously...I don't understand it at all.

    It won't change people's attitudes about it. That evolves over time no matter what the gov't says.

    -A

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  3. I read this post three times and I still don't understand it. The only thing I take from it is, "Focus on what makes YOU happy."

    Fair enough.

    (what does "sped-out" mean? I'm not up on the lingo...)

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