10 February, 2005

thursday ramblings

it is a most disconcerting moment when you are going to the bathroom and notice that your underwear are inside out. i mean, it's weird because up to that moment all seemed fine and dandy then all of a sudden your world has flipped poles and you can actually FEEL a difference "down there." what was perfectly comfortable for the last 5 hours is different, it's unnerving, it's downright uncomfortable. all you can think of for the rest of the day is how in the HELL did this happen and how soon can get it back to normal so as to save yourself any more discomfort.

and then there's the fact that everyone stares at you like they know something is wrong but don't want to offer you help.

the basic goodness of mankind has diminished.

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