Go figure!

so last night i get home, watch some tv, eat some food, then go to the gym.  i go to bed earlier than normal and don't drink a drop of alcohol or even have a cig before going to bed. 
 
what happens?
 
i wake up this morning feeling like SHIT!  getting out of bed was harder than ever, i had a headache, and i desired coffee at a level i haven't experienced since college.
 
what have i learned from this experience? 
 
god intended for me to get fat, booze it up, and smoke my way to oblivian.
 
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