my pants were full of shit

well... not literally but they might as well have been.

bf and i went to another gay movie last night at the lagoon theatre in uptown. folks, i haven't laughed so hard in ages. and you know what a jovial soul i am, always laughing and farting and snorting and telling poop jokes.

this movie... THIS movie, i tell you, is the most crass, obscene, rude, crude, soft-pornographic, disgusting, unnerving, hillarious, side-splitting, unholy, piece of amazingly blessed cinematic artwork that has hit the silver screen in, well, maybe ever. i truly belive the "bvm" would agree with me as well.

for those of you who are uneducated in the movie's specifics, it is a spin-off of the "scary movie" and "another date movie" genre. it takes quite a few well-known movies/tv shows and plays a farce on their most memorable scenes while wrapping it all in a very VERY queer rainbow duvet with a delicate rosebud hand-stitched in one corner. on the way home bf and i came up with this list of movies/tv shows that were spun off in the movie(a question mark following it denotes that we weren't sure if it was an official spin-off or just a very close match):

• queer as folk
  
• broken hearts club
  
• carrie
  
• american pie
  
• psycho
  
• mommy dearest
  
• trick (?)
  
• something about mary (?)
  
• savage love... (San Torum High School)!
  

anyway... this movie rocked. i think it may have passed my to-date favorite crass unholy movie, south park the movie. i think bf and i need to go see it again, man oh man was it funny...