stuff-on-a-stick day

yesterday was state fair day. a full 9 hours at the fair turned-out two very tuckered-out fags that needed to just lay back and watch old elvira movies last night.

for state fair virgins... the state fair is good for three things: eating, free stuff, and farm boys.

the eating:

• about-a-foot-long hotdog
  
• pulled-turkey sandwich
  
• sweet martha's cookies
  
• big ol' bucket o' fries
  
• strawberry and apple carmel sundaes
  
• several cokes
  
• salt water taffy

the free stuff:

• four-colored pen from mutual of omaha's wild kingdom
  
• gift cards from home depot
  
• and other crap

the farm boys:

• the poultry/rabbit barn (cocks and hares)
  
• the cattle barn (teats and cow showers and such - that barn should have a warning over the door: "warning: this building may cause an intense desire to prod... cattle that is")

of course, the final thing to do was the ever-famous trip down the ye old mill ride. of course, we got sat with two other people in the boat which was left-boat-heavy (port or starboard?) which caused us to feel like we were going to tip over. actually, i think we almost did tip over at one point, my shoes got soaked.

anyway, i'm off to two bbq's today - happy close-to-the-end-of-summer!